I could sit and watch Russian dash cam videos all day. I think driving in Odessa is dangerous. In Russia, getting behind the wheel is like playing Russian roulette.
Tuesday, July 2, 2013
Put This Handlebar Handler Behind Bars!
Swedish cops hunt bike vandal who slashes tires then
pleasures himself all over the saddle
Joyriding now has a whole new meaning
NY Daily News
Joyriding now has a whole new meaning
Cops are hunting a creep who slashes bike tires before
sitting down and pleasuring himself.
The mischief maker was caught on camera carrying out his
dirty deed after Swedish cyclist Per Edstrom got fed up with the repeated
vandalism to his ride.
Setting up a security camera outside his Ostersund home,
Edstrom was shocked to see the hooded hoodlum carrying out the sex act astride
his wheels, reports Road.cc.
He uploaded the footage to YouTube on Monday and it's
already been seen more than 65,000 times.
Edstrom, however, revealed he wasn't angry about the seedy
rendezvous with his beloved velo.
Instead, he just wants to stop his tires from being slashed
in the future.
"I am not scared of him, just irritated over all the
punctures I have had to fix," he told The Local. "This man is
probably completely harmless, bicycles are just his thing."
This pecker on pedal violence has to stop. Something must be
done. As you may have read here first last week there is a growing epidemic of
bicycle related public masturbation that was first spotted at the University of
Michigan.
Within a week it has spread to Sweden and is traumatizing
bike riders across the pond.
While I do not know how to ride a bike I understand it is
the primary form of transportation for many and thus, I’d like to use this blog
to help stop this problem.
The story about is the epitome of insult to injury. This
monster has already slashed for poor dude’s tires. Now he has to crawl on and
have a good on top of his bike? That’s mental.
While I admire Per Edstrom’s forgiving nature, these spoke
spankers have to be stopped.
How Bout Them Hogans!!!
Not exactly sure how the center for the Dallas Cowboys meets up with the daughter of wrestling royalty but Hulk Hogan’s progeny is now engaged to NFL player Nick Costa. (Note: Costa’s Wikipedia page is about as bare as the Hulkster’s dome.
I’m not sure how Brooke’s former make believe wrestling beau Bully Ray (formerly Bubba Ray Dudley of the Dudley Boyz) feels about this union. Perhaps he could tell TNA Wrestling’s audience in a shoot promo that would reach literally dozens of people.
Take note Mr. Costa. If more people don’t start tuning into TNA then your new daddy-in-law may be asking for a loan. You could also find yourself squaring off against Pacman Jones in the offseason. Don’t worry. The TNA security staff has working metal detectors.
So does Hogan still know best? Or does costa know best? You’re sure to find out in VH1’s Wrestling Wives. What ya gonna do, Nate Costa, when Hulkamania and the most dysfunction in-laws in the world run wild on you?
That Wax is Wack!
Saw a link to this vice.com article today by a writer who wrote about a poor experience at the Hollywood max museum and after about two rolls of the mouse downward I saw exactly what she was talking about.
Most of these wax figures looked nothing like who they were portraying. Plus the choice of what movie the museum chose to focus on for each actor was odd to put it nicely.
Just click the link and have a look. That’s code for I don’t feel like writing four full posts today. Deal with it.
Just to whet your appetite this is their Jim Carrey. Looks like Ben Stiller if he got electrocuted.
Most of these wax figures looked nothing like who they were portraying. Plus the choice of what movie the museum chose to focus on for each actor was odd to put it nicely.
Just click the link and have a look. That’s code for I don’t feel like writing four full posts today. Deal with it.
Just to whet your appetite this is their Jim Carrey. Looks like Ben Stiller if he got electrocuted.
Thursday, June 27, 2013
F My Life Moment of the Day
YouTube Video of the Day
Why can’t people just get on the plane, turn off their phone when they’re told to, have a couple flight cocktails and go about their day. Always some jokester has to be belting out Whitney Houston or picking a fight with a flight attendant over cell phone usage.
Wisconsin Man Pleads Guilty To Couch Sex
Perp was caught in illicit tryst with discarded love seat
thesmokinggun.com
A man who was caught last year having sex with a couch discarded on a Wisconsin street pleaded guilty this afternoon to a public lewdness charge.During a hearing in Waukesha County Circuit Court, Gerard Streator, 47, copped to a misdemeanor charge stemming from September’s illicit curbside encounter.
According to a criminal complaint sworn by a Waukesha City Police Department officer, Streator’s 11 PM furniture tryst was interrupted by an off-duty cop out jogging. Officer Ryan Edwards reported spotting “a subject leaning over the couch facing down and it looked like he was having sexual relations with someone on the couch.” Edwards added that he “could see the male’s hips thrusting up and down on the couch.”
When Edwards approached and yelled, “What are you doing?,” Streator dismounted the love seat and ran away. As the suspect fled, Edwards reported, he “could see that the defendant’s penis was erect.”
The officer concluded that Streator--who was alone--“had been thrusting his pelvic area against the cushions and trying to sexually gratify himself by rubbing his penis between the two cushions.”
The idea of some derelict in Wisconsin getting some couch cooch isn’t all that surprising to me but the fact that he did it in front of God and everyone on the side of the road is going a bit too far.
Off duty cops should be able to get a quick jog in without having to pry some wino’s crotch off a cushion.
Aside from the obvious public nuisance angle, imagine the germ farm that exists on those cushions. You’ve probably got the love pudding of all the neighborhood hobos mixed with whatever trash, needles, toxins, etc. are thrown on it by the public. That doesn’t even take into account what the original couch owner contributed.
This type of behavior can’t be allowed. I think Mac and the Guardian Angels need to get involved.
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Backstreet's Back to Fight!
Aaron Carter: I Got Jumped Over 'NKOTB' Turf War
tmz.com
Aaron Carter is sporting a shiner he claims he got from 4 grown men who were pissed he's performing on "New Kids on the Block" turf ... aka Boston.
Aaron, who posted some gnarly selfies after the fight, tells TMZ he was leaving dinner with a friend last night in beantown, when a huge guy approached him in the parking lot and yelled: "I heard you’re doing a show here tomorrow. This is the town of the New Kids."
Aaron claims three other guys then jumped out of a gold Chevy Malibu ... and started the beat down, which came complete with a shot to his face.
The singer claims he landed a few punches before the NKOTB-lovers took off -- "I think my knuckles might be broken, but that's what they get. People think I'm a pretty little white boy but no way. I think I won. I'm still standing."
Aaron says he's performing as scheduled tonight, and he's not filing a police report because it's "girlie."
Two shocking things: Who knew NKOTB fans were so hard? And ... Aaron Carter still sings?
Don’t get it twisted - Nick Carter’s older brother definitely got his ass whipped but it wasn’t by New Kids on the Block fans.
This is just a simple case of a few drunk Massholes spotting a Backstreet Boy on the street and deciding it’d be a funny goof to rough him up in the name of a superior boy band.
It’s surprising that a video of this Guinness fueled roughhousing session hasn’t been posted to Barstool right under Guess That Ass.
But keep ya head up, Nick. You’ve still got This Is the End
Wal Mart Person of the Day
Using suspenders with mesh shorts is about like keeping a loaded gun in the waistband of your sweats.
Key Party Meets Lock In
Kids play centre allegedly used for sex parties
By QMI Agency
Parents in Cranbourne, Australia, are angry after a children's play centre was allegedly used for sex parties.
Over the weekend, parents say they discovered advertisements for swingers to attend a party at a location featuring "a laser light show, fog machine, giant ball pit and jumping castle," the Melbourne Herald Sun reported.The angry parents gathered at Casey Kids Play House demanding answers, the paper reported.
One mother told the Herald Sun she'd hosted a party for her children's birthdays at the facility.
"We're worried about what they could have been exposed to," Stacey Derks told the paper.
The City of Cranbourne is investigating.
What a bunch of uptight parents. I’m sure the organizers of the orgy planned to do a full scale, Aaron Hernandez style cleanup on this place before the kids showed back up. At the least, they probably would have wiped down most of the toys with Purel.
In a time of recession society shouldn’t be punishing idea makers who are finding new uses for under-utilized spaces.
Plus, this is a great idea. Imagine the fun. Have a threesome and then play some skeeball. Do some couples swinging and then play in a real swing. Sounds like a blast!
Of course, I’d probably end up just drinking and playing wack-a-mole and that’s not a euphemism.
Wednesday, June 26, 2013
F My Life Moment of the Day
I'm Too Sexy (for Traditional Uniforms)
Adidas has once again rolled out its newest clown costumes known as alternate uniforms for its college football partners for next season.
The company’s past great ideas have included giving Notre Dame dual colored helmets with a navy leprechaun last season and slapping a green shamrock on the side of the helmet two years ago.
Michigan’s helping of past apocalyptic uniform play didn’t look as bad but it was grotesque enough for the Wolverines to ask out of the annual fashion show in 2013.
The crowning moment in Adidas’ assault on tradition was Nebraska and Wisconsin’s god awful uniforms in 2012. Needless to say those offerings coupled with Baylor, Louisville and Cincinnati’s neon uniforms in the NCAA Tournament did not whet my appetite for Nebraska’s uniforms to be unveiled for 2013. In fact, to make it worse, I just searched “Adidas NCAA Tournament uniforms” and found an even more sinister plan for the 2014 tourney - Zubaz shorts. 
To make a long story short Nebraska’s uniforms to be worn against UCLA this season…aren’t half bad. Good use of black, despite the fact that the Blackshirts have one foot in the grave, and a return to white helmets. Plus, no gigantic, ridiculous N instead of a number. Well done. Now, do something about the Zubaz basketball shorts. Zubaz hasn’t been acceptable since Canseco was rocking them. 
Full House (of Ex-Husbands)
Jodie Sweetin Files for Legal Separation; Wants the Tot and the Toyota
tmz.com
Jodie Sweetin has filed for legal separation...TMZ has learned, and a Toyota is on the line.
The "Full House" star filed legal docs in L.A. County, citing irreconcilable differences. She married Morty Coyle in March, 2012.
Jodie and Morty have a daughter, Beatrix, who is 2. Jodie wants full custody.
Jodie is also asking the judge to award her their 2000 Toyota Avalon. Jodie wants the judge to make her and Morty split their $200 Kohl's credit card balance.
It's Jodie's 3rd marriage.
Jodie has had her struggles. She's struggled with addiction -- in particular, meth, ecstasy and coke.
As I sit writing the post I’m actually watching some of Jodie’s strong work as Stephanie on Full House. She’s been caught eavesdropping on D.J.’s phone calls and is gullible enough to believe Donna Jo has a plan for revenge. Just as gullible as she was to believe her third marriage would work.
Plus, if Candace Cameron wanted to get back at you, she’d just fail to give you a copy of her brother’s movie and wait for Armageddon.
Jodie needs to realize her marriages have been failures because she needs a man like me in her life. Since I’ve got the new company ride, I could just give her the keys to the Hyundai and she could let Morty have the Toyota. Plus, I’d have no problem taking on the $200 in Kohl’s debt since I already have $80K in student loans.
This has been well thought out, Jody. You just need to relent and go with the flow – the same method you used in the crack house.
Wrestling With Insanity
I know wrestling is a topic much dearer to my heart than anyone who could possibly stumble onto this blog but I had to link to this great story about the life and struggles of The Iron Sheik.
The Iron Sheik was a popular draw in the 80s, most notably as the heel to Hulk Hogan’s ultra babyface character and as the tag team partner of Nikolai Volkoff. Sheik, who was from Iran, and Volkoff, originally from Croatia but portrayed as Russian, were wrestling’s Axis of Evil.
Aside from having an interesting career filled with drugs, painkillers, alcohol and antics The Iron Sheik also has one of my favorite Twitter feeds. It’s good for a quick laugh as long as you enjoy poor sentence structure, crazy comparisons and outrageous threats.
Amanda Bynes win American Idol for biggest dumb bitch whore
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) June 23, 2013
Paula Deen i see you i am going to suplex you put you in camel clutch fuck your ass make you humble never insult the black people #pauladeen
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) June 23, 2013
North West already have cheeseburger ass
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) June 22, 2013
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