Licking His Wounds

Man Who Filmed Himself Licking Ice Cream Tub Gets Jail Time

The 24-year-old Texas man was sentenced to 30 days in jail for posting a video showing himself removing an ice cream container from a Texas market freezer, licking the contents and returning the container to the freezer.

PORT ARTHUR, Texas (AP) — A 24-year-old man was sentenced Wednesday to 30 days in jail for posting on social media a video last August of himself removing an ice cream container from a Texas market freezer, licking the contents and returning the container to the freezer.

D’Adrien Anderson, 24, also was sentenced to an additional six-month jail term probated for two years and ordered to pay a $1,000 fine and $1,565 in restitution to Blue Bell Creameries, which had to replace all of its products in the freezer.

Anderson began serving his jail term immediately after sentencing.

The incident happened Aug. 26 at a Walmart in Port Arthur. Store surveillance cameras showed that he finally took the Blue Bell ice cream from the freezer and bought it, which wasn’t captured in the social media video, authorities said.

Anderson could have been sentenced to up to a year in jail and fined $4,000 for misdemeanor criminal mischief.

Obviously in the last 15 days sensitivities to this type of tomfoolery have heightened so I'm trying to grade on a curve here but I not mustering up a whole lot of sympathy for this fella. Honestly if someone tried this now I'm pretty sure they'd get sent to The Gulag or locked in the Stocks like the 1790's. And they'd have it coming. Justice might be getting frontier style again pretty soon. Don't lick the ice cream if you can't toss the salad.