Look, a lot of people are freaking out right now about toilet paper. Seems ridiculous to me. Hell, anything can be toilet paper. Thrifty Nickel, treasure map from Long John Silver's, welfare check, Mcdonald's bag, restraining order paperwork, paystub from Nebraska. Hell, anything.
My buddy from the Boca Raton Soup Kitchen, Tupelo Hank used to say you didn't even need toilet paper. He'd just show up at the supermarket first thing and ask for some paper bags. Carve out a couple leg holes and duct tape it up around your things. You gotcha a homemade diaper right there. Have Bo send you a pair of LSU sweatpants and you're in business. Toilet paper shortage? Ya'll are just being silly.
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