Oddly enough, the hardest posts to fill on the blog are about celebrities. I know we think that at any given time there’s a sensational story about a drunk or high celeb hitting bottom but mostly it’s just TMZ falling them around doing nothing.
Then there’s Andy Dick. I could easily have a story once a week about Andy Dick getting drunk or high and sexually assaulting someone, male or female. He’s like the treasure trove of substance abuse and inappropriate touching.
I usually don’t even bother posting anything about him because it’s usually the same story over and over. Like this tale from 2010 that has pitted Dick in a legal battle with a male member of the audience at a show in Dallas. According to the man, Robert Tucker, Dick was wearing a dress during the bit and lifted the garment and rubbed his little Andy on Tucker.
Hey, I’m all for wang comedy but I think this guy has run the gag into the ground. What I don’t understand is why Tucker didn’t shove his fist down Andy Dick’s throat.
The guy weighs about a 105 and is constantly hammered on drugs. Sure, you might get tackled by security but you’d have a pretty good defense. He can’t just go around rubbing his junk on everyone.
Seriously though, why can’t Dr. Drew just keep this guy in a cage and study him? He’s like the ‘Outbreak’ monkey of celebrity screw ups.
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