Today, I fell asleep on the couch, I didn't want to wakeup my boyfriend who was asleep so I slept in my roommate's room as she was out and not in her room. I went to my room to get ready for work and found them naked in bed together. FML
Today, I tasted some new soda beverage offered by a promoter at Food Expo, I said an insulting remarks "It tastes like piss!" A little kid nearby overheard my comment and said, "I don't know what piss tastes like, but I feel sorry for you having drank piss before." I got owned by a kid. FML
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