Today, my mother got a pack of 'tan towels' for me to try. I rubbed one on, then went to town. At least 4 people coughed 'Oompa Loompa' as I walked by. FML
Today, after school, my mom called me into the family room to see my cousin who was on TV. I ran in, all excited to find that my cousin was on the news for killing someone. FML
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