Today, I explained to my boyfriend that a side effect of my new antidepressant, the one that has given me the ability to live a normal life, is why I've gained some weight. He said he would rather have me stick thin and severely depressed, than slightly larger and happy. FML
Today, I bought a Glade Automatic Air-Freshener. As I was walking by it carrying a bowl of soup, it let out a burst of air and made a loud hissing sound. Startled, I dropped the soup and made frantic movements with my arms, knocking over the shelf it was on. FML
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