The Father, The Son and the... Holy Sh*t I'm Drunk

This does it. I may have just have a spiratual breakthrough. I've considered myself an agnostic for quite some time but I think I may have found a new religion. But its not this Church of Export. I'm sure my stomach could only handle a couple of these thick brews before I exploded. I'm actually thinking of forming the Church of Keystone. Of course in my religion the blood of the father is crisp, refreshing light beer and the flesh is nachos buts its not that different. Of course the last time I had a spiratual moment it was brought on by this.