Today, my little brother James went missing. We spent three hours searching for him. We even called the police. One of my older brothers found him under my bed. I'd forgotten that I was playing hide and seek with him. FML
Today, I was having dinner with my girlfriend's parents. We started talking about a bar that we all knew. When they said that that was the bar where they met each other, I said "Wow, I didn't know the bar was that old". They weren't amused. FML
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