Today, upon going to the dermatologist, I was informed that the stress-induced acne cyst underneath my left eye may never fully go away. I will possibly have a zit-looking lump on my face for the rest of my life, and it could flare up when I'm stressed. I still have four years of college. FML
Today, my 70 year old patient, fresh out of surgery, rang his call bell because he needed to go to the bathroom. I gave him a urinal and noticed he was having trouble getting his penis in. When I offered help he answered, "No young lady, I know you just want to touch it and play with it." FML
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