(860): his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
(914): i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
(310): do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Speaking of cat scans here's a great scene from the movie 'The Ten,' just for the hell of it.
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