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Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Texts From Last Nite Moment of the Day
(207): She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
(415): Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
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